I'm a vegetarian. Where can I find products that taste like real meat?

I have been a vegetarian for about 9 years. I just recently started craving chicken, pork, and beef. (In fact, I had a dream the other night that I was eating KFC extra crispy chicken.) Are there any substitutes out there that taste real? I've tried Morning Star and Boca. Don't get me wrong, they're both fantastic, but is there a better alternative? I know some answers are going to involve the fact that God put the animals on Earth for us to eat. I'm alright with that. The whole reason I became a vegetarian is because of the inhumane treatment these animals get before we consume them. Don't answer back with an answer of "cage free" or "organic" foods. There are no government stipulations regarding these terms. I could sell baby seals, claim it's "cage free", and nobody would look into the way these animals died. I'd be right back to eating meat if these animals were given the slightest bit of sensitivity. However, it's all for the "almighty dollar" that induce the most horrible treatment. Ok...tangent over....sorry about that. I'm not preaching to you. I respect anyone's choices wholeheartedly.I just want make it clear that I need a substitute. I will never, never, never blame anyone for eating meat. That's your right.